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Tuesday, April 28th, 2009
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12:48 am - Sex is like kicking death in the ass while singing,
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just kidding, Don't ever have sex, it leads to kissing, and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Well i have been heavily into slasher movies recently, Since i found out the buy
3 used DVDs at movie stop get one free, i have raided the store, and made movie stop my bitch!
i PICKED UP all of the URBAN LEGEND movies and Prom Night (The Jamie Lee Curtous version) and Hello Mary Lou, Prom Night Two, as well as THE KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER, April Fools Day 1981, and My Blood Valentine 1981 version, and many many more.
I had no idea that My Bloody Valentine 3D was a remake of a 1981 film until i saw it at MoviE STOP. It was definately more Valentine's Day Themed than tHE remake.
I'm going to cretique them all when i have more time.
current mood:  productive
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| Monday, April 27th, 2009
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12:38 am
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I was thinking....
Maybe i need a possessed girlfriend. There could be many advantages seeing a girl whos head can spin completely around.
current mood:  curious
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| Saturday, April 25th, 2009
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7:46 pm - I DON'T NEED NO INSTRUCTIONS TO KNOW HOW TO ROCK
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I’m going to see Foreigner on Saturday may Second, and I’m totally Psyched. It’s been a dream to see them live since like 2003. I’m going to totally rock out to HOT BLOODED! I may even flash them my nutsack! But then i would make all other guys jelous and all the women envious
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| Thursday, April 23rd, 2009
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6:15 pm - SEX!!!!!!!
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THIRD DEGREE BURN ON MY FUCKING LIP FROM AN EXTRA HOT SLICE OF PIZZA
PERFRECT TIME TO MAKE OUT WITH ME LADIES!
THAT WOULD REALLY TURN ME ON!
AND SO WOULD THE PAIN!
current mood:  horny
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| Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
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10:30 pm - Happy Holocaust Rememberance Da
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HAPPY HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAY!
I'm celebrating by taking a huge shit that smells like the Holocaust and treating the toilet like a Jew that is getting The gas chamber!!!!
You might say i'm putting the Ewww back in Jew
current mood:  grumpy
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| Monday, April 20th, 2009
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6:31 pm
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| : | An URGENT Message
So I am deeply excited, and somewhat slightly aroused that something increadible has happened to me. I had too look twice to make sure that it was true that I was holding two tickets to see 70’s super group, Foreigner, play at Twin River on Thursday May 2nd at 8pm. I needed to make sure that my DOUBLE VISION wasn’t getting the best of me. That’s right, This DIRTY WHITE BOY, has an extra ticket, and I am in search of someone else to share my night of rock and roll with the band.
A once in a lifetime opportunity! DON’T LET IT GO!
I preferably am looking for WOMEN to respond to me, but it is not a requirement. It would be cool to have a date to Foreigner because, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, and I’m probably a FOOL FOR YOU ANYWAY.
So if you’re into 70’s rock music, both hard and soft, and want to have a good time I’ll be WAITING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU! To respond to this message!
I am completely serious about this, so if you are into Foreigner, and don’t mind hanging out with a JUKE BOX HERO like myself, message me if you are interested in a completely free ticket to see one of the greatest bands of all times. Please SAY YOU WILL.
I am NOT playing HEAD GAMES, and I do want my extra ticket to go to good use so I don’t have to BREAK IT UP, throw it out, and go alone.
I understand it’s at Twin River, so when we go I may play a little video poker because I Think I’M GONNA WIN, just because I already think I will be lucky enough to see Foreigner live. I am pumped to see this band live, it has been my dream since like 2003.
You might even say it’s making me HOT BLOODED!
I guess I will stop there, but lets just say whoever does not take this opportunity is COLD AS ICE.
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| Saturday, January 17th, 2009
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12:28 pm - for the record
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| Monday, September 15th, 2008
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9:01 pm - Pain in the Neck
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So yesterday when I was at kimmy’s house I was experiencing some neck pain in the back of the neck. It actually felt good when I was resting my head on the back of the couch. After sitting through 2 episodes of Seventh Heaven we gave our goodbyes and I went home and then tripped and fell right onto my back and smacked the back of my head on the hard wood floor.
It’s after I crawled into bed when I had a very scary experience. My neck was so tense that I couldn’t physically get up on my own without excruciating pain taking place. I had to call my mother to help me up and take me to the E.R. No fun at all.
After sitting in the waiting room with this neck pain that wouldn’t even let me turn my head up and down or side to side for three hours. The nurse finally called me in. When the doctor came in to see me, she told me I had very tense muscles and she could feel them. She prescribed me with muscle relaxes and gave me a neck brace as and instructions do use ice and heat on the painful area of my neck.
Now after a day of pure agony and being doped up on muscle relaxers I will be hoping this goes away ASAP.
Your Pal for a better tomorrow
~Ryan
current mood:  uncomfortable
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| Sunday, September 14th, 2008
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5:58 pm - Weekend
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This weekend has been a bit crazy. My girlfriend.. so to speak, has been forcing me to sit through the entire series of Seventh Heaven. When we got to the last episode of the first season there was an incident when the oldest daughter (Jessica Biel’s character) ran out of church after her mother and was instantly ran down by a car which immediately took off. Of course I laughed my ass off, because it was the funniest thing I had seen in a very long time, and was chewed out for it later b/c my g/f didn’t find it funny at all.
I went to the bar afterwards Goodtime where I had a few beers and thought about how dramatically my life has changed in the past few years. The girl I was sitting next to was pretty cute, but didn’t stay for long and I felt like that was the highlight of my night lol.
Anyway, I started working on Saturdays again so that’s what I did the next day. I took the kids out for some pizza and then went to the dollar store and got them all something with the budget money. I didn’t want to take Saturdays back after the summer, but the paycheck increase is well worth it.
Later on I went to kyle’s house to watch the red-sox game. I can’t even remember if they won or lost because we ended up watching comedy central stand up, and the Bevis and Butthead movie.. though I can’t imagine why lol.
Tonight I am going back for some more seventh heaven, and bitching. Hopefully it won’t last to long.
current mood:  okay
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| Monday, September 8th, 2008
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5:35 pm - Time to talk out of my ass!
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I have been having a lot of experiences over the years that have changed my perspective on life. Today was a long one. It’s my first Monday back after a two week vacation and It’s affected my life in work a little bit. The day at the pre-school seemed ultra slow, and now I am at RIC right after buying my book for my class that is 1 night a week. $115.50 for the book I need once a week for a class that’s 1 night a week, and the course was $500 itself. What a rip off. Makes me want to break shit.
Anyway, it’s not all bad, at least I get to go home tonight and watch 7th heaven season 2 because it’s great to watch all those people in misery.
current mood:  aggravated
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1:40 am - Time for another photo comic.
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| Friday, June 20th, 2008
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5:26 pm - Grow For Me!
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| Monday, March 17th, 2008
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7:16 am - HAPPY St. Patrick's Day!
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| Sunday, March 16th, 2008
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3:47 pm - St. Patrick's Day Parade/ Celebration personal Review
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St. Patrick’s Day Parade Recap. So Yesterday was the Newport parade/St. Patrick’s Day Celebration. It was a great time, and I was even more excited that Kyle and Mandy came too and offered to drive because they knew I would get wasted lol. I had to wake them up really early in order to get down in time for good parking. As soon as I got out of the car my leprechaun hat that I have had for the 3rd year in a row was complimented.
It was an extremely fun day yesterday, even if I went to the Blackstone alone, and I really did feel partied out by the end of it all. Hightlights: -I told Kyle that his mom is my ex-lover-There was a girl who remembered me taking a picture with her from last year. -pissing on the wall of a building.-Nobody had to pay a cover charge.-I got to drunkenly bang on the huge drum that belonged to a guy from the marching band.-I got told to watch what I drink by the end of the day by a bouncer.-A guy at pour judgment bought me 2 free shots and a beer-2 kisses from (supposedly) Irish girls that read my t-shirt.-free beads passed out during the parade.- awesome all you can eat breakfast.- my ass was grabbed x 3- asses I grabbed x1- Got to watch a mother yell at a drunk dude for swearing in front of her sun. - Got to watch drunken marines and fire fighters pace around Thames street- St. Patrick rules- heard a funny joke (Q how do you know when there is a gay Irishmen? A When he prefers women over Guinness)- There was lots of Irish Music Pics to be uploaded soon.
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| Thursday, March 13th, 2008
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8:53 pm - COWS ARE OUTSTANDING IN THEIR FIELDS!
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Only 1 more day Till The St. Patrick's Day Parade in Newport ON SATURDAY MARCH 15.
JUST 1 MORE DAY TILL THE ST. PATRICK’S PARADE IN NEWPORT! I WENT BACK AND LOOKED FOR THE ST. Patrick’s Day Parade pictures I have taken in the past, and I found this slide show from 2006.
This includes
The Pawtucket Parade
The west Warwick Parade
And Best of all THE NEWPORT PARADE!
BE THERE OR BE SOBER!
Today was another long, but fun day at work. I had to run a group, which consisted of the 3 and 4 year old children tracing their hands on different colored paper, and then eventually making a rainbow putting all of their hands together. Gym was canceled, but it was so nice out we decided to drive the children up to the main center anyway to go on the playground. I have been working my ass off getting my client’s IEP programs set for his work sessions. Coordinating is definitely the most difficult part of the job. During closing I decided to take the children out to play. I figured that it was so nice out, why should we stay inside. When I got home I had Pasta, and meatballs for dinner. The meatballs were the best part. For the exercise report today I burned 456kcal on the bike. I’m feeling less lazy today, so I am thinking about hooking up the Dance Dance Revolution once again. Hopefully the motivation stays there.
current mood: productive
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| Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
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10:33 pm - Getting back into the LJ buisness.
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Only 2 more days till the St. Patrick’s Day Parade/celebration in Newport! I can hardly wait. Here is the real reason we get Piss Drunk on St. Patrick’s Day.
Work at the pre-school today was horrendously difficult, because I didn’t grab a coffee on the way, and that usually screams “MIGRAINE TIME!”, and it certainly did. I had a series of strange dreams last night, one involving taking all the teenagers I usually work with on Saturday to the St. Patrick’s Day parade in Providence (one in which I have never been). When I had to get on a gigantic boat, and it was raining so much that the whole city flooded, and I ended up being in charge of protecting everyone on the boat from a giant shark. The next thing I know, I am at work, and all my co-workers were giant talking pieces of candy. Caitlyn was a blow-pop, Ashley was a giant piece of liquorish, Jenna was a wad of bubble gum, and so on. I have been hitting the exercise machine’s hard again. Every night I have been riding the bike to burn 400 calories, and sometimes more. I’m going to start playing the Dance Dance Revolution workout mode again to make it 800 calories a day. My goal long term goal is at least 2000 a day. ~Ryan
current mood:  excited
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| Saturday, March 8th, 2008
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5:36 pm - St. Patrick's Day Parade (Newport)
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SO besides my previous post it feels as though I have not posted in centuries. I have to admit, I miss post in live journal. I just have not had anything worth talking about in a very long time.
What I want to talk about is next weekend, St. Patrick’s Day weekend. I am praying it’s going to be nice out on Saturday, because 2 years ago it was beautiful out during the parade, and I had an amazing time. Last year it was kind of a drag because it was raining, however, it was still a good time, but no one was outside.
Well, I hope that little blurb was worth it lol
~Ryan
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4:43 pm - Speed Racer Movie
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The funniest, most exciting, and insane thing that i have seen in a very long time.
I use to love the cartoon, and now this lol... it actually looks pretty awsome, and has a unique cartoony style. Excellent casting too.
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| Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
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8:14 pm
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Well, I never thought it could happen, but I have moved out of my house and into an apartment. I am happy with it, however, I feel very discontent with my life. I thought I would be happier being independent, but it is really just the same. I am still missing one of the most important step’s in Mazlows hierarchy of needs. (love and sex). When I lay alone on my bed, all I do is dwell, and dwell, about why I am alone. I don’t understand why I am single, and I am pretty sure I will always be single. My heart has been turned upside and smashed over and over, and then reduced to nothing but a thick pool of doubt. I try desperately to let people in, but it never works out because most think I deserve it. I have contemplated how selfish that I think women are, and I don’t think I will ever be in a relationship till they come to their senses. The female society has foolishly neglected the fact the children are a necessity in a realistic relationship. They view them as objects, and ignore the man’s dream of living his youth again through his child, and seeing his own genes grow up through a father’s eyes. I have an unrealistic dream of a perfect world where the women have not forgotten that birth of a human baby is a miracle every time it happens, and they all view motherhood as a necessity for living a full and happy life. Unfortunately, this is not plausible in the eyes of female these days, because they have no sympathy towards the male gender, everything has to be a battle of the sexes, and in this case I am being a hypocrite. I use to have a soft and loving heart, that always dreamed of finding a soul-mate, falling in love, getting married, and having children, but I have been heart-broken, and rejected enough now to know that dream is impossible. When women are in a relationship with men they actually think it’s a good idea to live with their mate before marriage. If it doesn’t work out the drop him like a bad habit and continue on with their own lives. I hate this concept, because I really feel like there is no reason for marriage if 1) you don’t want kids, and 2) you want to live with your “Significant other” before marriage. I really wish I could skip over the whole meeting someone crap, and just jump into having my own kids, because I really feel like I would do just fine as a single parents, without the crap of dealing with a woman in the way.
current mood:  disappointed
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| Saturday, May 26th, 2007
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12:31 pm
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I never thought I would have feelings like this for another girl. However, it’s pointless to take any action, because I will just be rejected as usual.
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